Анекдот - Чтобы ты сделал

Govt. Official (правительственный служащий): «If you had a yacht (если бы у тебя была яхта), what would you do with it? (чтобы ты с ней сделал)»
Moishe: «Give it to Mother Russia (отдал бы Матери-России).»
Govt. Official: «And if you had a palace (дворец; palace [`pælıs]), what would you do with it?»
Moishe: «Give it to Mother Russia.»
Govt. Official: «And if you had a sweater (свитер), what would you do with it?»
No reply (нет ответа).

Government official asks the question again (снова задает: «спрашивает» этот вопрос).
And still (все еще, по-прежнему) no reply.
Finally (наконец) he shouts (выкрикивает): «Moishe, why don't you reply?»
Moishe: «Because I have a sweater (потому что у меня есть свитер).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian government:
  Govt. Official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"
  Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
  Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?"
  Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."
  Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?"
  No reply.
  Government official asks the question again.
  And still no reply.
  Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?"
  Moishe: "Because I have a sweater."