Анекдот - Начало жизни

The priest says: «In our religion (в нашей религии), life begins at conception (при зачатии).»
The minister says: «We disagree (мы несогласны; I agree — я согласен). We believe that life begins (мы верим, что жизнь начинается) when the foetus is viable away from the mother's womb (плод жизнеспособен вне материнской утробы; foetus [`fi:t∂s]).»
The rabbi responds (отвечает): «You both are wrong (вы оба неправы).
In our religion, life begins when the kids graduate college (когда дети закончат колледж) and the dog dies (и сдохнет собака).»

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  A rabbi, a priest and a minister are discussing when life begins.
  The priest says: "In our religion, life begins at conception."
  The minister says: "We disagree.
  We believe that life begins when the foetus is viable away from the mother's womb."
  The rabbi responds: "You both are wrong. In our religion, life begins when the kids graduate college and the dog dies."