Анекдот - Развод после 66 лет брака

Puzzled (озадаченный), the lawyer asks (спрашивает), «Why did you wait all this time (зачем вы ждали все это время) if you were both so miserable for so long? (если вы оба были такими несчастными так долго)»
The answer (ответ): «We were just waiting for the kids to die (мы просто ждали, пока умрут дети).»

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  91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife of 66 years go to their lawyer to get a divorce.
  Puzzled, the lawyer asks, "Why did you wait all this time if you were both so miserable for so long?"
  The answer: "We were just waiting for the kids to die."