Анекдот - Встреча с будущим зятем

He says toSol, who is very religious (он говорит Солу, который очень религиозен), «So now tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do? (ну атеперь скажи мне, Сол, мой мальчик, чем ты занимаешься)»
«I study the Torah (я изучаю Тору),» he replies.
«But Sol, you are going tomarry my daughter (ты собираешься жениться намоей дочери), how are you going tofeed and house her? (как ты собираешься ее кормить исодержать)»
«No problem,» says Sol, «I study Torah and it says God will provide (я изучаю Тору, там сказано, что Бог обеспечит).»
«But you will have children (но утебя будут дети), how will you educate them? (как ты дашь им образование)» asks Mr. Shwartz.
«No problem,» says Sol, «I study Torah and it says God will provide.»
Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like (беспокойно спросила, что изсебя представляет Сол: «на что он похож»).
«Well,» says Mr. Shwartz, «he's a lovely boy (он милый мальчик), I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God (я только его встретил = познакомился сним, аон уже думает, что я Бог /to meet-met-met/).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Mr. Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol.
  He says to Sol (who is very religious), "So now, tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do?"
  "I study the Torah," he replies.
  "But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are you going to feed and house her?"
  "No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
  "But you will have children, how will you educate them?" asks Mr. Shwartz.
  "No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide."
  Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like.
  "Well," says Mr. Shwartz, "he's a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I'm God."