Анекдот - Мойше Коган

My wife just gave birth to a girl (моя жена только что родила девочку: «дала рождение девочке» /to give-gave-given/)." "Mazel tov (Поздравляю - идиш)." "Thank you (спасибо).
Can we name the baby after a relative? (мы можем назвать ребенка в честь родственника; relative [`rel∂tıv])" "According to Jewish custom (согласно еврейской традиции: «обычаю»), you can name a baby after a departed father, mother, brother… (в честь умерших отца, матери, брата: «по умершему отцу…»)"
"But they are all still alive (но они все еще живы)," says Moishe.
"Oh, I’m terribly sorry to hear that (о, мне ужасно жаль это слышать = весьма сожалею)," said the rabbi.

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  Moishe Cohen goes to see his rabbi.
  "I need your advice. My wife just gave birth to a girl."
  "Mazel tov."
  "Thank you. Can we name the baby after a relative?"
  "According to Jewish custom, you can name a baby after a departed father, mother, brother…"
  "But they are all still alive," says Moishe.
  "Oh, I’m terribly sorry to hear that," said the rabbi.