Анекдот - Ужин

At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said (за столом она повернулась к нашей шестилетней дочери и сказала), «Would you like to say the blessing? (хочешь произнести молитву: “благословение”; to bless — благословлять)»
«I wouldn't know what to say (я не знаю, что говорить),» she replied (ответила).
«Just say what you hear Mommy say (просто говори, то, что ты слышишь, что твоя мама говорит),» my wife said (сказала моя жена).
Our daughter bowed her head (склонила голову) and said: «Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner? (Боже ты мой: “дорогой Господь”, во имя всего святого: “почему на земле”, зачем я пригласила всех этих людей на ужин)»

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  My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
  "I wouldn't know what to say," she replied.
  "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said.
  Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"