Анекдот - После осмотра у врача

Mildred said, «The doctor told me (доктор сказал мне) that I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old (что у меня груди восемнадцатилетней).»
To which her husband responded (на что ее муж ответил), «What did he say about your forty-six-year-old ass? (а что он сказал о твоей сорокашестилетней заднице)»
Milly retorted (парировала), «He didn't say a word about you! (он не сказал ни слова о тебе)»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Mildred came back from her annual check up with her doctor in an unusually good mood, and her husband asked her what had made her day.
  Mildred said, "The doctor told me that I have the breasts of an eighteen year old."
  To which her husband responded, "What did he say about your forty-six year old ass?"
  Milly retorted, "He didn't say a word about you!"