Анекдот - Выбор имен для детей

The great chief replied, «My son, when your older brother was born (когда твой старший брат родился), the first sight I saw (первое, что я увидел: “первый вид, зрелище” /to see-saw-seen/) after the moment of his birth (после момента его рождения) was a bear running through the woods (был медведь, бегущий по лесу); so I named him running-bear (и так я назвал его Бегущий Медведь).
The morning your sister was born (в то утро, когда твоя сестра была рождена), the first sight I saw was a beautiful star (прекрасная звезда), so I named her morning-star (Утренняя Звезда).
But why do you ask me such a question (но почему ты задаешь мне такой вопрос), two-dogs-fucking? (Две-Трахающиеся-Собаки)»

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  The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked, "Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?"
  The great chief replied, "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the woods; so I named him running-bear.
  The morning your sister was born, the first sight I saw was a beautiful star, so I named her morning-star.
  But why do you ask me such a question, two-dogs-fucking?"