Анекдот - Хорошо выглядеть

After he finishes (после того, как он выпивает; to finish — заканчивать), he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
The bartender is curious (любопытный = заинтригован) and asks him (спрашивает его), «Every time (каждый раз) you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why? (почему, зачем)»
The man replies (отвечает), «I have a picture of my wife in my pocket (у меня в кармане фотография моей жены) and when she starts to look good, I go home (и когда она начинает хорошо выглядеть, я иду домой).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
  The bartender is curious and askes him, "Every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?"
  The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."