Анекдот - Выпускник колледжа

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile (менеджер встретил его теплым рукопожатием и улыбкой), gave him a broom (дал ему метлу) and said (и сказал),
«Your first job will be to sweep out the store (твое первое задание будет подмести в магазине).»
«But I'm a college graduate (но я выпускник колледжа),» the young man replied indignantly (ответил возмущенно).
«Oh, I'm sorry (сожалею). I didn't know that (я этого не знал),» said the manager. «Here, give me the broom (давай-ка мне сюда метлу) — I'll show you how (я покажу тебе, как).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
  The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
  "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
  "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."