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The route they were flying (маршрут, по которому они летели) had a stay-over in another city (имел остановку в другом городе), so upon their arrival (так что, по их прибытии), the captain showed (показал) the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat (лучшее место для персонала, где поесть), shop (сделать покупки) and stay overnight (и остановиться на ночь).
The next morning (на следующее утро) as the pilot was preparing the crew (когда пилот готовил экипаж) for the day's route (к дневному маршруту), he noticed (заметил) the new stewardess was missing (не хватает новой стюардессы).
He knew which room she was in at the hotel (он знал, в каком номере она была /to know-knew-known/) and called her up (позвонил ей) wondering what happened to her (недоумевая, что с ней случилось).
She answered the phone (она взяла трубку: «ответила по телефону»), sobbing (всхлипывая), and said she couldn't get out of her room (и сказала, что не может выйти из своего номера).
«You can't get out of your room?» the captain asked, «Why not? (“почему нет”)»
The stewardess replied,
«There are only three doors in here (здесь только три двери),» she cried (плакала), «one is the bathroom (одна — ванная), one is the closet (одна — /стенной/ шкаф), and one has a sign on it that says (а на одной вывеска, табличка, которая гласит), 'Do Not Disturb'! (не беспокоить)»

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  An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.
  The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
  The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
  He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.
  She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
  "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
  The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says,
  'Do Not Disturb'!"