Анекдот - Туалетный столик

«Please come quickly! (пожалуйста, идите быстрее)» she yelled (она вопила), «I just saw a naked man outside my window!!! (я только что видела голого мужчину за своим окном /to see-saw-seen/)»
The receptionist immediately (немедленно) rushed up (помчалась наверх) to the old lady's room (в комнату старой леди).
«Where is he? (где он)» asked the receptionist.
«He's over there (он вон там),» replied (ответила) the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel (показывая на жилой дом напротив отеля). The receptionist looked over (поглядела туда) and could see a man with no shirt on (и «смогла увидеть» мужчину без рубашки), moving around his apartment (передвигающегося по своей квартире).
«It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed (это, вероятно, человек, готовящийся пойти спать: “в кровать”),» she said reassuringly (она сказала успокаивающе). «And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up? (а как вы узнали, что он голый, вы можете видеть его только выше пояса)»
«The dresser, honey! (туалетный столик, дорогая)» screamed the old lady. «Try standing on the dresser! (попробуйте встать на туалетный столик)»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming.
  "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!!!" The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.
  "Where is he?" asked the receptionist.
  "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.
  The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment.
  "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly.
  "And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?"
  "The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!"