Анекдот - Прогуляться

«Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success (господа, я скажу вам секрет моего успеха),» he cackled (прокудахтал).
«I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now (я был на открытом воздухе день за днем вот уже около 75 лет).»
The celebrants (собравшиеся гости: «празднующие») were impressed (были впечатлены) and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime (как он сумел сохранить такой строгий режим занятий зарядкой, спортом; fitness — пригодность; хорошая форма).
«Well, you see, my wife and I were married 75 years ago (видите ли, моя жена и я поженились 75 лет назад).
On our wedding night (в нашу брачную ночь), we made a solemn pledge (мы дали торжественное обещание; pledge — обет, обещание).
Whenever we had a fight (когда бы мы ни поссорились; fight — бой; спор, ссора), the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk (тот, кто окажется: “будет доказан” неправым, выходит из дому прогуляться).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
  "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled.
  "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."
  The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
  "Well, you see, my wife and I were married 75 years ago.
  On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."