Анекдот- На озере

When the three astonished (изумленные) men had settled down enough to speak (пришли в себя настолько, чтобы говорить; to settle — поселиться, водвориться; успокоиться), the first guy asked the angel humbly (робко),
«I've suffered (мучаюсь) from back pain (болью в спине) ever since I took shrapnel (с тех самых пор, как я получил осколки) in the Vietnam War… (во Вьетнамской войне) Could you help me? (ты мог бы помочь мне)»
«Of course (конечно),» the angel said, and when he touched (дотронулся) the man's back, the man felt relief (почувствовал облегчение /to feel-felt-felt/) for the first time in years (первый раз за годы).
The second guy wore very thick glasses (второй парень носил очень толстые очки /to wear-wore-wore/) and had a hard time reading and driving (и ему было тяжело: «имел тяжелое время» читать и водить машину).
He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight (не мог бы ангел сделать что-нибудь с его плохим: «жалким» зрением).
The angel smiled (улыбнулся), removed (снял) the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake (швырнул их в озеро).
When they hit the water (когда они ударились о воду), the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly (глаза человека «прояснились», и он смог видеть все отчетливо).
When the angel turned to the third guy (к третьему), the guy put his hands out defensively (выставил руки, защищаясь) — «Don't touch me! (не трогай меня)» he cried (воскликнул),
«I'm on a disability pension (я на инвалидном пособии; disability [dıza`bılıtı] — нетрудоспособность).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.
  When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly,
  "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War...
  Could you help me?"
  "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.
  The second guy wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving.
  He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight.
  The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake.
  When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.
  When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively - "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."