Анекдот - Медвежья охота

While one stayed in the cabin (пока один остался в хижине), the other went out looking for a bear (другой вышел в поисках: «ища» медведя). He soon found a huge bear (вскоре он нашел большого медведя), shot at it (выстрелил в него /to shoot-shot-shot/) but only wounded it (но только ранил его).
The enraged (взбешенный; rage — бешенство, ярость) bear charged toward him (пошел на него; to charge — атаковать), he dropped his rifle (бросил ружье; rifle [raıfl]) and started running (и побежал) for the cabin as fast as he could (так быстро, как мог).
He ran pretty fast (очень быстро) but the bear was just a little faster (но медведь был все-таки немного быстрее) and gained on him with every step (нагонял его с каждым шагом). Just as he reached the open cabin door (как раз когда он добежал: «достиг» до открытой двери хижины), he tripped and fell flat (споткнулся и упал плашмя /to fall-fell-fallen/).
Too close behind to stop (/будучи/ слишком близко «сзади», чтобы остановиться), the bear tripped over him (споткнулся о него) and went rolling (ввалился) into the cabin.
The man jumped up (подпрыгнул), closed (закрыл) the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside (прокричал «своему другу внутри»),
«You skin this one (ты снимай шкуру с этого) while I go and get another! (пока я пойду и возьму, добуду другого)»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Two men went bear hunting.
  While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
  The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
  He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
  Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
  Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
  The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside,
  "You skin this one while I go and get another!"