Анекдот- У начальника

"Yes, Sir (да, сэр)," the new recruit replied (новый работник ответил; recruit [rı`kru:t]).
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine (ну, это "делает все просто прекрасным")," the boss went on (продолжал).
"After you left early yesterday (после того, как вы ушли рано вчера; to leave-left-left - покидать, уходить) to go to your grandmother's funeral (чтобы пойти на похороны вашей бабушки; funeral [`fjun(∂)r(∂)l]), she stopped in to see you (она заглянула, зашла вас повидать)."

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
  "Yes, Sir," the new recruit replied.
  "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
  "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."