Анекдот - У доктора

The doctor gives him a prescription (дает ему рецепт) for a mild laxative (мягкого слабительного; laxative [`læks∂tıv]) and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know (если не поможет, дайте мне знать)."
A week later (спустя неделю), the guy is back (человек возвращается): "Doc, still (по-прежнему) no movement!" 
The doctor says, "Hmm, guess (/мне/ кажется) you need (вам нужно) something stronger (что-то сильнее)," and prescribes (выписывает) a powerful laxative (сильное слабительное; power - мощь).
Still (все же, тем не менее) another week later (спустя еще неделю: "спустя другую неделю") the poor (несчастный) guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing! (по-прежнему ничего)"
The doctor, worried (обеспокоенный), says, "We'd better get some more information about you (нам лучше получить побольше информации о вас) to try to figure out what's going on (чтобы попытаться выяснить, что происходит).
What do you do for a living? (что вы делаете "для проживания" = чем вы зарабатываете на жизнь)"
"I'm a musician (я музыкант)."
The doctor looks up (поднимает глаза) and says, "Well, that's it! (ну, понятно) Here's (здесь: "вот") $10.00.
Go get something to eat! (идите купите что-нибудь поесть)"

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!"
  The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."
  A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!"
  The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.
  Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!"
  The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?"
  "I'm a musician."
  The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"