Анекдот - Не буду обижать вас

But I would like you to know that I have mentioned you in my will (но я хочу, чтобы вы знали, что я упомянул вас в своем завещании)."
"That is very kind of you (это очень мило с вашей стороны)," said the doctor emotionally (взволнованно, растроганным голосом), and then added (добавил), "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? (можно я посмотрю тот рецепт, что я вам дал только что) I'd like to make a little change... (я бы хотел сделать небольшое изменение)"

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not insult you by offering payment.
  But I would like you to know that I have mentioned you in my will."
  "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."