Анекдот - Завещание

"My mother died in August (моя мать умерла в августе)," he said, "and left me (оставила мне) $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough (ого, вот это сурово; taugh - жесткий, плотный, упругий; тяжело)," he replied (ответил).
"Then in September (затем в сентябре)," the friend continued (продолжал), "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months (ух-ты, двое родителей за два месяца). No wonder you're depressed (неудивительно, что ты подавлен)."
"And last month (в прошлом месяце) my aunt (тетя) died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? (три близких члена семьи потеряны за три месяца) How sad (как печально)."
"Then this month (а в этом месяце)," continued the friend, "absolutely nothing! (абсолютно ничего)"

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
  Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
  "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
  "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
  "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
  "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
  "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
  "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
  "Then this month," continued the friend, "absolutely nothing!"