Анекдот - Некролог

The obit guy asks (парень из отдела некрологов спрашивает), «What can I do for you? (что я могу сделать для вас = чем могу помочь»)
“I'd like to place an obituary (я хотела бы поместить некролог).”
“Awright (= all right — хорошо, ладно: ”все в порядке»), how would you like it to read? (как бы вы хотели, чтобы он звучал: «читался»)
“Irving Cohen died (умер).”
“That's it? (это /все/) Irving Cohen died?”
“That's it.”
“But you get four lines in the obit (но у вас четыре строчки для некролога). It's included in the price (это включено в цену).”
“All right. Irving Cohen died… Cadillac for sale (кадиллак на продажу = продается кадиллак).”

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  A Jewish lady calls the newspaper and asks for the obituary section.
  The obit guy asks, "What can I do for you?"
  "I'd like to place an obituary."
  "Awright, how would you like it to read?"
  "Irving Cohen died."
  "That's it? Irving Cohen died?"
  "That's it."
  "But you get four lines in the obit. It's included in the price."
  "All right. Irving Cohen died... Cadillac for sale."