Анекдот - Два священника

«I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married (я не спал со своей женой до того, как мы поженились),» said one clergyman self-righteously (сказал один священник самодовольно: «с чувством собственной правоты»).
«Did you? (а вы)»
«I don't know (я не знаю),» said the other. «What was her maiden name? (какая была ее девичья фамилия)»

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  Two ministers were discussing the lack of morals in the modern world.
  "I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married," said one clergyman self-righteously. "Did you?"
  "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"