Анекдот - Кончился бензин

Mom says, «No, because the dog is in heat (нет, потому что у собаки течка: heat – жар; жара).»
«What's that mean? (что это значит)» asked the child (спросило дитя).
«Go ask your Father (пойди спроси у отца). I think he's in the garage (думаю, он в гараже).»
Little girl goes to the garage and says, «Dad, can I take Susie (могу я взять Сюзи) for a walk around the block? I asked Mom (я спросила маму) but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you (и чтобы я спросила тебя).»
Dad said, «Bring Susie over here (давай: “приведи” сюда Сюзи).» He took a rag (он взял тряпку /to take-took-taken/), soaked it with gasoline (намочил ее в бензине), and scrubbed the dog's butt with it (и потер ею cобачий зад) and said, «Ok, you can go now (теперь можешь идти), but keep Susie on the leash (но держи Сюзи на поводке) and only go one time (и обойди только один раз) around the block.»
Little girl left (ушла /to leave-left-left — оставить, покинуть/) and returned a few minutes later (вернулась через несколько минут) with no dog on the leash (без собаки на поводке).
Dad said, «Where's (где) Susie?»
Little girl said, «Susie ran out of gas (у Сюзи кончился бензин; run out off… — истощить свой запас /чего-либо/) about halfway (примерно на полпути) down the block (вниз по кварталу) and there's another dog pushing her home (и там другая собака буксирует: “толкает” ее домой).»

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  Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
  Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
  "What's that mean?" asked the child.
  "Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."
  Little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you."
  Dad said, "Bring Susie over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it and said, "Ok, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block."
  Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
  Dad said, "Where's Susie?"
  Little girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and there's another dog pushing her home."