Анекдот - Самоубийца

It showed (показали) a guy on a bridge (парня на мосту) who was about to jump (который собирался прыгнуть), obviously suicidal (очевидно самоубийца; suicidal — самоубийственный [sjuı`saıdl]; suicide — самоубийство).
«I'll bet you $10 he'll jump (ставлю 10 долларов — он прыгнет; to bet — держать пари),» said the first guy (сказал первый).
«Bet you $10 he won't,» said the second guy (ставлю 10 долларов — он этого не сделает).
Then (затем, потом), the guy on the television closed his eyes (закрыл глаза) and threw himself off the bridge (бросился с моста /to throw-threw-thrown — бросать, кидать/). The second guy hands (вручает, передает) the first guy the money (деньги).
«I can't take your money (я не могу взять /твои/ деньги),» said the first guy. «I cheated you (я надул тебя). The same story (та же самая история) was on the five o'clock news (была в пятичасовых новостях).»
«No, no. Take it (нет-нет, возьми /их/),» said the second guy. «I saw the five o'clock news too (я тоже видел пятичасовые новости). I just didn't think (просто я не думал) the guy was dumb enough (настолько туп) to jump again! (чтобы прыгнуть снова)»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
  "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.
  "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
  Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
  "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
  "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"