Анекдот - Пьяный

He is obviously (явно, очевидно) drunk (пьян). So (поэтому) the bartender says to another man in the bar (говорит другому человеку в баре): "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home (почему бы тебе не быть добрым самаритянином и не отвести его домой)."
The man takes the drunk out the door (выводит пьяного за дверь) and to his car (к его машине) and he stumbles (спотыкается) at least ten times (по крайней мере десять раз).
They drive along (едут) and the drunk points out (показывает, указывает на) his house (его дом) to the man.
He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps (спотыкаясь, поднимается по лестнице) to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife (жена) greets (встречает) them at the door: "Why (здесь: что ж), thank you for bringing him (спасибо, что привели его) home for me, but where is his wheel chair? (но где же его инвалидное кресло)"

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  A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
  The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man.
  He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
  The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why, thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"