Анекдот - Австралийские кенгуру

There he meets an Aussie farmer (там он встречает австралийского фермера) and gets talking (и начинает разговаривать). The Aussie shows off (показывает, хвастается) his big wheat field (своим большим пшеничным полем) and the Texan says (говорит), «Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large (у нас пшеничные поля, по крайней мере, вдвое больше).»
Then they walk around the ranch a little (потом они немного проходят по ферме) and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle (свое стадо скота).
The Texan immediately (тут же) says, «We have longhorns (- порода коров, первоначально разводившаяся в Англии, теперь преимущественно в США, в юго-западных штатах: long — длинный + horn — рог) that are at least twice as large as your cows (по крайней мере, вдвое больше твоих коров).»
The conversation (беседа) has, meanwhile (к тому времени), almost died (почти угасла) when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos (стадо кенгуру) hopping through the field (прыгающих через поле). He asks, «And what are those?»
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look (с недоверчивым взглядом; incredulous [ın`kredjul∂s]), «Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas? (Разве у вас в Техасе нет кузнечиков)»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.
  The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."
  Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says,
  "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
  The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?"
  The Aussie asks with an incredulous look,
  "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"