Анекдот - Вице-президент

Finally (наконец) she couldn't take it any longer (она не могла терпеть, выносить это дольше), and told him (и сказала ему /to tell-told-told/), «Listen (послушай), it means nothing (это ничего не значит), they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store! (“у них” есть даже главный (вице-президент) по гороху в продуктовом магазине).»
«Really? (правда)» he said (сказал он /to say-said-said/). Not sure if this was true or not (неуверенный в том, правда это или нет), Tom decided to call (решил позвонить) the grocery store.
A clerk answers (секретарь отвечает) and Tom says, «Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas? (пожалуйста, могу я поговорить с вице-президентом по гороху)»
The clerk replies (отвечает), «Canned or frozen? (консервированному или замороженному; to freeze — замораживать)»

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  Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks.
  Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
  "Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.
  A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"
  The clerk replies, "Canned or frozen?"