Анекдот - Сказала "да"

The man finally decided to ask her to marry (мужчина наконец решил просить ее руки). She immediately said «yes» (oна тут же сказала «да»; immediately [ı`mi:dj∂tlı] — немедленно).
The next morning when he awoke (на следующее утро, когда он проснулся; to awake), he couldn't remember what her answer was! (он не мог припомнить, каков был ее ответ) «Was she happy? (она была счастлива = рада) I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny… (кажется, подождите, нет, она смотрела на меня странно; fun — веселье, забава; funny — забавно; странно)»
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail (после часа бесполезных попыток вспомнить; avail — польза [∂`veıl]), he gave her a call (он позвонил ей).
Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal (смущенный, он признался, что не помнит ее ответа на предложение; proposal [pr∂`p∂uz(∂)l]).
«Oh,» she said, «I'm so glad you called (я так рада, что вы позвонили). I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was (я помню, что сказала “да” кому-то, но я не могла вспомнить, кто это был).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.
  The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".
  The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
  After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he gave her a call.
  Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
  "Oh," she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was.