Анекдот - Встречная машина

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him (взяв трубку: «отвечая», он услышал голос его жены, настоятельно предупреждающей его),
«Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 (Герман, я сейчас слышала в новостях, что “есть” машина, едущая по встречной полосе на шоссе 280).
Please be careful! (пожалуйста, будь осторожен)»
«Heck (черт),» said Herman, «It's not just one car (это не одна машина). It's hundreds of them! (их сотни)»

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  As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
  "Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"