Анекдот - Идти пешком

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… (вежливый, обходительный полицейский объяснил, что этот пожилой господин сказал, что он потерялся в парке) and couldn't find his way home (и не мог найти дорогу домой).
«Oy Morris,» said grandma, «You've been going to that park for over 30 years! (ты ходил в этот парк больше 30 лет)
So how could you get lost? (как ты мог потеряться)»
Leaning close to grandma (наклоняясь близко к бабушке), so that the policeman couldn't hear (так, чтобы полицейский не мог слышать), Morris whispered (прошептал),« I wasn't lost…
I was just too tired to walk home (я был слишком усталым, чтобы идти домой /пешком/).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
  "Oy Morris," said grandma, "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"
  Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home."