Анекдот - На дороге

He rolled down his window and said to the officer (он опустил стекло и сказал офицеру), «Is there a problem, Officer? (какая-то проблема, офицер)»
«No problem at all (абсолютно никаких проблем). I just observed your safe driving (я просто наблюдал за вашим безопасным (осторожным) вождением) and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award (и рад наградить вас Премией за безопасное вождение в 5000 долларов).
Congratulations (поздравляю). What do you think you're going to do with the money? (что вы думаете делать с деньгами)»
John thought for a minute (подумал минутку) and said, «Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license (ну, я думаю, я пойду получу /все же/ водительские права).»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.
  He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
  "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
  What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
  John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license."