Анекдот - Разговор с грабителем

«You'll get your chance in court (у вас будет эта возможность в суде),» said the sergeant (сказал сержант).
«No, no no!» said the man.
«I want to know (я хочу знать) how he got into the house without waking my wife (как он попал в дом, не разбудив моей жены).
I've been trying to do that for years! (я пытался это сделать /многие/ годы)»

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
  "You'll get your chance in court," said the sergeant.
  "No, no no!" said the man.
  "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
  I've been trying to do that for years!"