Анекдот - Магазинный вор

"Listen (послушайте)," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either (я знаю, вы также /как и я/ не хотите никаких неприятностей).
What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this? (что вы скажете - я просто покупаю часы и мы забываем об этом)"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip (менеджер согласился и заполнил бланк с ценой).
The crook (воришка) looked at the slip (посмотрел на бланк) and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend (это несколько больше, чем я намеревался потратить).
Can you show me something less expensive? (вы не могли бы показать мне что-нибудь менее дорогое)"

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.
  What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
  The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
  The crook looked at the slip and said,
  "This is a little more than I intended to spend.
  Can you show me something less expensive?"