Анекдот - В парикмахерской

«It's unbelievable (это невероятно),» one woman said. «I can never figure out where he goes at night (я никогда не могу разгадать, куда он ходит ночью, вечером).»
«I know exactly what you mean (я в точности знаю, что ты имеешь в виду),» said the other woman.
«One second he's in the house (в одно мгновенье он дома), and the next he's gone without a trace (а в следующее он исчез без следа).»
«Well,» says a woman eavesdropping nearby (подслушивающая рядом). «I always know where my husband is (я всегда знаю, где мой муж).»
«How do you manage that? (как вам это удается)» the other two women ask (спрашивают).
«Easy (легко),» she replies (отвечает). «I'm a widow (я вдова).»

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  Two women were in a hair salon talking about their home lives when the subject of flighty husbands came up.
  "It's unbelievable," one woman said. "I can never figure out where he goes at night."
  "I know exactly what you mean," said the other woman. "One second he's in the house, and the next he's gone without a trace."
  "Well," says a woman eavesdropping nearby. "I always know where my husband is."
  "How do you manage that?" the other two women ask.
  "Easy," she replies. "I'm a widow."