Анекдот - Освежитель воздуха

«Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road? (мэм, есть ли причина, по которой вы петляете, едете зигзагами всю дорогу; to weave — ткать, плести)»
The woman replied, «Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! (о, офицер, слава Богу, вы здесь) I almost had an accident! (я почти попала в аварию) I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me (я посмотрела, и там было дерево, прямо напротив меня). I swerved to the left (я свернула налево) and there was another tree in front of me (и там было другое дерево напротив меня). I swerved to the right (направо) and there was another tree in front of me!»
Reaching through the side window (посмотрев через боковое окно) to the rear view mirror (в зеркало заднего вида), the officer replied, «Ma'am… that's your air freshener (мэм, это ваш освежитель воздуха).»

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  A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
  "Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
  The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
  I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
  Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."