Анекдот- Смотрите

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket (когда вы в гробу) and friends and family are mourning upon you (и друзья и семья оплакивают вас, скорбят над вами), what would you like to hear them say about you? (чтобы вы хотели услышать от них о вас)"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time (что я был великим врачом своего времени), and a great family man (и отличным семьянином)."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow (что я был чудесным мужем и школьным учителем, который сильно изменил /к лучшему/ наших детей завтрашнего дня: "сделал огромную разницу, огромное отличие в наших детях грядущего дня"; difference [`dıfer∂ns])."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving! (смотрите! Он шевелится!)"

• Версия на Английском без подсказок

  Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.
  They are all asked,
  "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
  The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
  The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
  The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"
  Look! He's moving!