| № | 1 |
|---|---|
| - | You can't keep a pet in these a apartment's. |
| - | Can't I keep a puppy? |
| - | You can't keep a pt in these apartment's. |
| - | Or a kitten, perhaps. |
| - | You can't keep a pet in these apartment's. |
| - | Not even a tortoise? |
| - | You can't keep a pet in these apartment's. |
| - | You ought to keep a pet yourself, you know. |
| - | You can't keep a pet in these apartment's. |
| - | Why not to try a parrot, for instance? |
| - | No! |
| № | 2 |
|---|---|
| - | There feet are in terrible condition. |
| - | They need treatment. |
| - | I agree doctor. |
| - | My feet do need treatment. |
| - | The treatment for these feet to eat lots of green vegetables. |
| - | But don't eat meat for eat least a week. |
| - | No meat, Doctor? |
| - | I repeat – you must not eat meat for at least a week. |
| - | But I do eat green vegetables, |
| - | Doctor, and I don't eat meat at all. |
| - | Then you don't seem to need treatment. |
| - | But Doctor – my feet! |
| - | Next patient, please. |
| № | 3 |
|---|---|
| - | Is there any meat? |
| - | There's only timed meat. |
| - | Is it beef? |
| - | It's chicken. |
| - | It is ready to eat? |
| - | Well, you have to heat it before you eat it. |
| № | 4 |
|---|---|
| - | I'll sing you a song |
| - | Yes, do sing a song. |
| - | But don't sing a sad song |
| - | Most of my songs are sad |
| - | Well, sing one that's not |
| - | I'll sing Simple Simon |
Jokes in English
| № | 5 |
|---|---|
| - | That house is too expensive. |
| - | Let see what else you've got on your list. |
| - | This is a small guest house. |
| - | Close to the sea… |
| - | Excellent accommodation consisting of … |
| - | Just what you said you wanted. |
| - | And the price is low of …course. |
| - | Mm. Nice. |
| - | You could see if for you self next Saturday or Sunday. |
| - | But first, could you perhaps say what the low price is? |
| № | 6 |
|---|---|
| - | It's not safe. |
| - | Of course, it's safe. |
| - | I think it'll sink. |
| - | It's only made of thin cloth. |
| - | It's not cloth, it's plastic. |
| - | And it's not thin. |
| - | It's thick. |
| - | Well even thick plastic can burst. |
| - | It's quite safe. |
| - | The man said so. |
| - | And any way sailing makes me sick |
