№ | 1 |
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- | You can't keep a pet in these a apartment's. |
- | Can't I keep a puppy? |
- | You can't keep a pt in these apartment's. |
- | Or a kitten, perhaps. |
- | You can't keep a pet in these apartment's. |
- | Not even a tortoise? |
- | You can't keep a pet in these apartment's. |
- | You ought to keep a pet yourself, you know. |
- | You can't keep a pet in these apartment's. |
- | Why not to try a parrot, for instance? |
- | No! |
№ | 2 |
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- | There feet are in terrible condition. |
- | They need treatment. |
- | I agree doctor. |
- | My feet do need treatment. |
- | The treatment for these feet to eat lots of green vegetables. |
- | But don't eat meat for eat least a week. |
- | No meat, Doctor? |
- | I repeat – you must not eat meat for at least a week. |
- | But I do eat green vegetables, |
- | Doctor, and I don't eat meat at all. |
- | Then you don't seem to need treatment. |
- | But Doctor – my feet! |
- | Next patient, please. |
№ | 3 |
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- | Is there any meat? |
- | There's only timed meat. |
- | Is it beef? |
- | It's chicken. |
- | It is ready to eat? |
- | Well, you have to heat it before you eat it. |
№ | 4 |
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- | I'll sing you a song |
- | Yes, do sing a song. |
- | But don't sing a sad song |
- | Most of my songs are sad |
- | Well, sing one that's not |
- | I'll sing Simple Simon |
Jokes in English
№ | 5 |
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- | That house is too expensive. |
- | Let see what else you've got on your list. |
- | This is a small guest house. |
- | Close to the sea… |
- | Excellent accommodation consisting of … |
- | Just what you said you wanted. |
- | And the price is low of …course. |
- | Mm. Nice. |
- | You could see if for you self next Saturday or Sunday. |
- | But first, could you perhaps say what the low price is? |
№ | 6 |
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- | It's not safe. |
- | Of course, it's safe. |
- | I think it'll sink. |
- | It's only made of thin cloth. |
- | It's not cloth, it's plastic. |
- | And it's not thin. |
- | It's thick. |
- | Well even thick plastic can burst. |
- | It's quite safe. |
- | The man said so. |
- | And any way sailing makes me sick |